Category: Humorous
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"Jeez, will this baby ever take a nap? I've been up and down the beach 7 times & she's still awake!" by Susan Bean Wirth
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The twins woke before dawn to find their dad in the cockpit of the boat with a steaming cup of coffee. Rubbing the sleep from their eyes, they called up to him, "Hi, Dad, are you drinking coffee? You never drink coffee!" "Well, today is special. In fact, I left some for you…
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An abandoned boat yard, the perfect scene for a Halloween story… The girls loved exploring deserted buildings, the scarier the better. They were 10 now and practically fearless. They'd been best friends since they were born, maybe before, as they were identical twins and were hardly ever apart. This trip was…
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October – harvests and bright moons, bales of hay and straw, pumpkins, ghosts and goblins, spider webs, dressing up and acting out. What was your favorite costume for Halloween? Mine was Robin Hood! I remember a burlap tunic, a bow and arrow and the perfect pointed hat. I think that my mother…
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I really like watermelon. Do you like my bow? I always wear one. My mommy is really good at matching my bows to my dresses, and, no, they don't always match my food, but this time it is really close! Do you like my dress? I like you.
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An armadillo walks past a cat!
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Do you have a big sister? Is she as nice as mine? My big sister writes me notes that tell me how much she loves me. Does your big sister do that? I want to be just like her, but I guess that I have to wait 'cause I can't write, can't read either,…
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Jack, "Hey, that's my ball." Sophie, "My ball." Jack, (laughing) Sophie, "My ball." Everyone in the room, (laughing). Sophie, "My ball." Gertrude Stein, "A tennis ball is a tennis ball is a tennis ball." (paraphrased) Sophie, "My tennis ball!"
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Are you my mother?
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