Category: Humorous

  •   Flamingos Seen Over Marsh in St. Augustine South on Christmas Morning!   Welcome home!  

  •   Flamingos Glide Into Times Square in New York City!   They seem to have regained their color. It appears that the hot chocolate the was so kindly shared with them in Baltimore has revived them.   It's Christmas Eve, how are you doing? Are you getting your color back and warming up to the…

  •    FLAMINGOS SEEN NEAR CITY PIER IN BALTIMORE'S FELLS POINT!   Are they turning blue?    

  •   Pink Flamingos Spotted in Virginia!   They look as though they are about to land. They are probably looking for some goose down. If you see them, try to keep them calm and warm until help arrives.    

  •   Lawn ornaments take to the sky! (Seen here flying over the Bridge of Lions in St. Augustine, Florida.) They seem to be headed North, bad idea! It's cold up there you guys, it's a big mistake!    

  •   What are you baking for the Holidays?         At the pool in Cocoa Beach, after a week of rain in St. Augustine! (Summer,2008)  

  •   "Mom, I can't get down." "Yes, you can." "No, I can't." Yes, you can." "Mom!" "Dj!"    

  •   When I lived in Provincetown at the tip of Cape Cod, and was ready to launch my little daysailer for the very first time, (not pictured here) I went to the Harbor Master thinking that I might have to pay a ramp fee. I asked him if I needed anything to launch and he answered,…

  •     Good Morning!   or Good Morning, is that coffee you have there?   or   Good morni…no, don't put the umbrella back now, no, I'm in here…gotta go!        

  •     The moon gets so close to the sun that once a month she disappears for a few days. There is always a big smile when she returns – a cheshire smile. I wonder what they are up to? By the time that our lovely satellite gets to Venus, she's still smiling! It must…