Category: Humorous

  •       If I were a dolphin I would have to make a lot of changes – move much more quickly, eat a steady diet of fish (without the taco!) talk more, laugh more, and play more everyday!   I'd have to get rid of ALL of my things  and stop worrying about anything!   Hmmmmmmmm…  …

  •       December 7 2001 Am      Shack Last Day A mouse goes to sleep in the morning, would you say good night (sleep tight) or g'day!?   The demons came, softly quietly as though they were so comfy & friendly with me and I had a sit down talk with myself like a…

  •     Cat in the pot!     Remember not to overwater!  

  •     At the end of a beautiful day, the sun sets early, and the town illuminates the night with millions of white lights!   Thanksgiving was late and Christmas will be early, and before you know it, the new year is upon us.   The seasons come and go, and we're still here, older…

  •     Sometimes new friends sneak up on you and take you by surprise.   Are you just two ships passing in the night, or lifelong friends in the making?   Only time will tell.       Cat meets possum on the outside deck and pretends not to care. Possum refuses to play possum.…

  •     Once again, it is that time of year when people are driving really really badly. So, go slow, pay attention and watch out for the other guy.   For whatever reason, she/he is having a really bad day.   Let the fun begin!        

  •   Clap your hands if you believe in faeries…           Ladew Gardens meets Peter Pan.  

  •   How do you catch a unique rabbit?     You 'neak up on him.   How do you catch a tame rabbit?     Tame way.        

  •     Little Blue Heron, patiently watching, waiting for this intruder to go away.     Oh, nevermind, I'll leave. G'day!   Says the Little Blue Heron.            

  •     Through the window pane of the Hobbit House, where delicate vines climb and cling and sing all over the old abode.   Safe inside. Safe outside too, thanks to a cat with special powers, who watches over me.   As long as I feed her.   On time.   Daylight savings time too.…